Posted: 2 hours ago
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?
I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER
hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi
do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?
THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS
Posted: 2 hours ago
“And if two girls kissing offends you….well, you need to grow up” - Graham Norton on Finland’s Eurovison entry
(Source: seanmorrisons)
Posted: 3 hours ago
“I know what you are…”
“Say it. Out loud.”
“Gay opera dubstep vampire.”

